silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

loveatitsfinest:

HELL YEAH

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

overall summary of wtnv
secret police: cecil don't talk about the thing
cecil: tOO FU CKING L ATE

pizzaswag:

mark hoppus’ fatherly relationship with every big name pop punk band makes me smile

dailylolpic:

Do it, man. It’ll be awesome.

dailylolpic:

Do it, man. It’ll be awesome.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

cockhungryprincess:

I’ll do some more after I watch gravity falls

cockhungryprincess:

I’ll do some more after I watch gravity falls

When Gou is all of us